Mr. Smitty has found his old litterbox!
Underneath the house lies Ye Olde Litterbox of Aloyishius P. Smittee,
distinguished ancestor…
(Actually, Youse-Truly never remembered to throw it out.)
The Smitty was not actually seen steppin’ foot in there (despite doctored tabloid photos to the contrary now in wide circulation); he was just spied prowling the purlieus of same.
“See? He’s a nostaligical smitty!”
“Getting’ in touch with his roots, yo.”
“An archema-logistical smitty.”
“He’s an hysterical-preservationist!”
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