Mister Smitty is a lap monster!
“The Smitty just love them laps! Soon’s he sees a lap appear, he’s down wi’ dat!”
Lap Theory #1
In the 1st Lap Theory (often called the Proto- or Pre-lapsarian Theory), The Smitty’s motive in “doing laps” is to hold down unruly Misters who tend to wander like amateur actors across a stage. This is also called the “Herding Cats” theory (as it is applied, counter-intuitively, to cats herding humans -- as opposed to the vice-versa).
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