Mister Smitty’s blog has been compromised!
Future entries – detailing The Smitty, his peeps, heirs, and assigns – are disappearing!
The culprit?
Mr. Smitty’s favorite morning friend: The Sun.
Handwritten entries -- exposed to the sun, waiting to be keyed-in -- are blanching, dematerializing, in a word, fading, yo!
Immediately, a restoration team was dispensed from the Smitt(y)sonian to stem the textual deconstitutionalizationation
[OK: enough with the multi-syllabic Latinate vocabulary fest! – ed.]
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