Future Olympic Curling Champion’s Career Thwarted!

Mister Smitty likes to be warm!

                When The Misters got their stand-up, metal-hatted porch heater… The Smee was not far behind.

                “Mister, it’s like the Ye Olde Hearth, with the cat all curled upside it.”

                “Like in a wee children’s book. Of yore.”

                “Cept this heater’s got a scorching coolie hat thingy that’ll toast his little pink paw pads like steaks on the Barbie, mate.”

                “No warm and fuzzy (Olympic?) hearth-curling, for you, Mr. Smee!”