Monday, July 09, 2012

Nose News is God News


Mister Smitty’s nose is 50 times smarter!

“Than your’n? Or … mour’n? Mister, I did not know that.”

“He’s got like parallel universes of smell stacked up alongside ours – no wonder it takes him so long to mosey on over. Always sniffin’ stuff out, playing referee to four dozen planes of existence we can’t smell.

“But wait: for his nose to be 50 times stronger. We’d have to be 49 times dumber to start with.

“Mister, do the math.”

“Mister, I just did.”

“Mister, it’s not arithmetical; it’s what-uh-yuh-kallit, Malthusian. You know, like hundredth-monkey, interdependent arising, stock market algorythmics- stuff.

Oh, that.

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