Mister Smitty has interspecies peeps!
The long-necked (and nekkid) white birds that are wont to
ride astride cows ‘round heah have sent an embassy of one to mystify/perplexify
The Smee.
“It wants to be one of Mr. Smitty’s peeps.”
“Yo, that’s mixing the cream with the coffee!”
“No, Yo, they’re both white.”
“Well, all right … Wait: one’s a bird.”
“Interspecies-ality. Maybe that’s The Smee’s speci-ality!”
“He does, after all, engage in ‘social’ intercourse with us
humans.”
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