Wednesday, November 14, 2012

The Birds ‘n the Smee(s) Part II



 “Look how our partner [The Smee] ’s rapt withal. He can’t take his eyes off that bird.”

Caught at the watering can from which he drinks (cf. “Da Vater Code” parts I to infinity)

(OK, don’t: cf. I care)

The Smee is stunned and perplexified by the long-necked vision of white avian pulchritude (darting its beak into the compost for worm treats).

“Yo, The Smee wants to wring its delicate swanlike neck, ravage her Leda-style, and engender his own Helen of Troy.”

“Yo, why don’t you take your myth-a-malogical allusions around back to be shot?”

“As soon as you take your hardboiled pulp lingo out for a ride with cement shoes.”

“Where’d The Smee get to?”

[exactly my question – ed.]

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