Flummoxed by the worsening condition in The Misters of RHS
(Restless Human Syndrome), The Smee has decided to seek professional advice
from The Compleat Caterwauling Catalog of
Cat Concatenations, 7th Edition
-- except that The Misters do not
own this cat-friendly multivolume encyclopedia, so The Smee had to consult an
online version of all-things-human-that-a-cat-needs-to-know, called Catscan.cat --
Amongst
many informative articles about the bizarrities of human behavior (why they
like to pet cats, why they speak to them as wee children, why they eat such a
variety of repulsive foods, drink spoiled liquids, and stare endlessly at
objects that have no interest in terms of smell) one finds the following entry
about their restlessness:
[Enough
already! I’m restless reading this! – ed.]
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