Green Smee

Mister Smitty is a green smitty!

                 

Talk about going green – The Smitty has long ago embraced the less-is-more organical approach to living moh green.

TM: Green soaps/detergents?

MS: Hell. No need for that. I use my own spit! Clean my paws ‘bout 10 times a day. Use my own tongue.             

TM: Shampoo?

MS: Tongue baths. Exclusively.  Multiple times per day.

TM: Feminine hygiene products?

MS: I’m currently an ‘it’ but even that all can be summed up by tongue, tongue, tongue!