Fan Male

Sirs,

                

One is concerned by the increasing number of references, allusions, etc. creeping into an otherwise unvarnished depiction of the natural talents and behaviors of your main subject, Mr. Smitty.

Why these excess encrustations, these added adornments, fatuous flounces, frivolous fripperies?

Please desist posthaste from these literary departures and return us, your dear reader(s?) to full frontal coverage of your pussy.

Sincerely,

Dis Grunt-Led Guy