Mister Smitty went on a killing spree!
“Mister, ho-hum, the Smee has killed another birdy.”
“Mister -- yawn -- that’s nice.”
“And ate it.”
“No like waste um, huh, Mr. Smee?”
[burp]
“Who’s going to clean up the feathers?”
“I prefer not to,” quoth Mr. Smartlesmee, the Smallbirdkiller.
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