Wednesday, August 16, 2017

Behind Closed Doors

The Smitty has an open-door policy.

“Don’t shut that door!”

The Smee does not tolerate finding a closed door in his path.

“Don’t be shutting that bathroom door. How am I supposed to drink my water?”

If the bathroom door closes, the Smee camps out in front of it like a homemaker at dawn on Black Friday.

“Open the door!”


The Smee demands complete transparency!



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