Wednesday, February 21, 2018

Snack Attack!

Mister Smitty snacks between meals!
“Why, no more’n ten minutes after his big meal of the day, that Smitty is
trottin’ in heah with a freshly-killed mouse snack”
-- he said, a-totin’ his imagined shotgun.
“Mister Smee, to maintain your curlish figure,
you have to cut down on the between-meal snacks.”
“They’s for you, Yo. I’m workin’ the hood. I’m a crime-stopper:
I stop crime by eating the criminals.”

One is both plussed and non.



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