Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Da Vater Code V: The Secret (of Why the Smitty has Migrated to the Watering Can) REVEALED!

“Mister, Mister Smitty likes to drink from the watering can.”

“Mister, We are always careful to keep it full to the top so the Smitty can reach the water.”

“Mister, we are. We are good Misters.”

“Mister Smitty, are we good Misters?’

Mister Smitty: (lapping sounds)

“Mister, I think he likes to drink that water because he thinks it’s fresher. It’s like a rain puddle. The Gato used to always drink from rain puddles.”

“True dat, G.”

“Mister, do you think that Mister Smitty thinks that that is a puddle?”

“Shoots.”

“That he doesn’t know that we top off the watering can on a daily basis expressly for the Smitty?”

“Mister, maybe.”

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