Fictionification

Sirs,

It has come to our attention from frequent “comments” appended to this blogsite from Our Devoted Reader(s) that there is a growing suspicion that some of The Smitty’s hijinks are “fictionalized.” Let me assure our dear readers that nothing could be further from the truth than this fiction! Everything you read in these (electronic) pages is true (though, of course, virtual). For those as yet unsatisfied by these fervent avowals, you are cordially invited to see for youse self by inspectifying the grounds, offices, hallways, broom closets, and mechanical rooms of mistersmitty.blogspot.com during regular office hours.

Sincerely,

The Mange-ment