The Sultan of Smitty

Like a harem, Mr. Smitty played with a white plastic bag!

-- not a trash bag (see “Mystery of the Trash Bag I – V, the quintology)
but a small white plastic bag that the Misters had got corn on the cob in from the store.

Maybe it smelled good? Like a harem?

The Smitty’s face was impressed into it briefly – like the shroud of Turin.

“Get the carbon dating equipment and laser-x-ray technology all up here to authenticate if it actually is the Smitty’s face impressed into this white plastic corn bag!”