This notebook was flipped open to a new page and this pen was found askew.
This Mister asked That Mister:
“Mister, was Mister writing about Mr. Smitty?
“Mister, no.”
“Mister, maybe Mr. Smitty was writing to tell it from his side.”
“The untold story, no’m sayin’?”
“The authorized edition”
“I am Mr. Smitty, and I approve of this message.”
“Mr. Smitty’s lawyers will be calling now.”
“Mr. Smitty’s peeps.”
“Yeah. Except Mr. Smitty’s peeps all have law degrees.”
“Shoots!”
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