Hurray! Hurrah! Sis-Boom-Bah!
mistersmitty.blogspot.com is 1 year-old! (duh)
Eschewing a single day of celebration for a week-long festival of blog-entries, book-signings, meet-and-greet-the-Smee events, everyone down here at the corporate headquarters is donning party hats, t-shirts, noise-makers, decals, bumper stickers
(all available, by the buy, at our link marked "$$")
to celebrate and commemorate and designate and ameliorate the first year
(hereafter known as "Year One") of Smeedom.
Bring your Smee!
There’s loads of fun for the little smees: Cat fights, tail-chasings, faux-breeding (with wee latex hats for those in heat), and a dimly-lit, dank basement "Fun House" with a bunch of old cardboard boxes stuffed with mouse urine-soaked bedding -- and fully stocked with mice! Hours of fun for your smitty!
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