Mister Smitty could give cat advice!
(I mean give cats advice about humans).
He could have a column or a blog. It could be called Mister Smitty. It could be written by the Smitty under the alias of “This Mister.” Posing as a human, the Smitty would pen inane anecdotes about himself, always careful never to actually speak and thus reverse the two-way mirror effect of what he’s doing and, like switching a light on behind the interrogation room, thus revealing himself as “the man behind the curtain.”
“ANY-way!…”
Stay tuned for the advice column by the pseudo-fictitious Mister Smitty
(and his ghostly amanuensis-beard, “This Mister” Puppet! Figurehead!)
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