Day One:
Sad! Sad! Sad!
“Good-bye, Mr. Smitty!”
“Good-bye, Mr. Smee!”
Mr. Smitty’s eyes averted, head down, lost in thought…
(his peculiar combination of denial and dissing you that is S.O.P. for the feline of the species, it seems)
“--ANY-way!”
“We’ll be back soon, Mr. Smitty!”
(“No we won’t.”
“Shoots!”)
“We’ll be back just before you forget who we are.”
The Smitty thinks: “Jus’ as long you get back an; fee’me, yo!”
[the replacing of dropped letters with apostrophes indicates a misguided attempt by the Misters to ebonically ventriloquize the Smitty – a practice against which legal proceedings are being initiated as we speak – ed.]
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