Mr. Smitty entertains his Peeps when the Misters are away!
(“I know what you did last Tuesday!”)
I’m just a-waitin’ to come home and find the Smitty…
Standing up on two legs, drinking wine and frying onions!
Or…
Out on the porch, smoking a cigar (Cohiba, natch), presiding over his peeps who are prowling and reconnaisancing!
Or…
On the computer! (he likes to click the mouse)
Or…making phone calls -- for take-out!
“Mao!”
“Small or large?”
“Mao”
“Phone number?”
“Mao! Mao!”
(The Smitty is a Maoist, natch.)
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