Just when you thought it was safe to count the Peeps in Mr. Smity’s entourage, here comes a new one!
A small black cat has been prowling the purlieus, looking to get all up in Mr. Smitty’s territory, no’m sayin?
“Mister, does that make this new one Peep #3, or Peep#2 (because Mini-me got turned into a sculpture so that makes the faux-Princess peep Peep #1)?
“Mister, huh?”
“Mister, never mind. Let’s all chant!”
(together:).
Black cat! Black cat!
Evil doppelganger! anti-Christ smitty from the anti-matter universe!
And his name?
Mr…Yttims!!
(natch.)
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