In the (Upper) Bored Room

“Please come to order!”

(We’ve snuck into a board meeting : penthouse windows, laptops at every seat)

“First report for the chairman?”

Mister Smitty, (aka “The Chairman”) in an excessively over-padded office chair, sleeps.

Insiders tell us that these meeting follow strict protocols (here described):

1) Do not report any fluctuations in expenses, revenues, etc. that shall disturb The Smee.

2) If The Smee stirs, proceed with clear hearts, desist from petty internicene arguments about payscale, seniority, office space, etc. – in short, anything that The Smee (in his infinite wisdom) will not cotton to.

3) Adjourn at first sign that The Smee gets a notion to eat or adventurize.
“Meeting adjourned!”