‘Someone’ is Waiting

When The Misters want to refer to the Smee without saying his name, they say things like:

“Mister, ‘Someone’ is drinking his water!” “Mister, ‘Someone’ is showering” (meaning when he sits person-like in the middle of the room and commence-ifies to lick hisself all over). “Mister, ‘Someone’ is eating his grasses.” “Mister, ‘Someone’ is hunting.” “Mister, ‘Someone’ is praying.” “Mister, ‘Someone’—

[--is pulling the plug on this inane blog post –ed.]