Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Songs That Have Secret Lyrics About Mr. Smitty

The Misters like to sing songs to Mister Smitty by perpetratin’ the words like this:

(To be sung to the tune of “Take a Chance on Me” by ABBA:)

“Mister Smit-tit-tee, Mister Smit-tit-tee,
Mister Smit-tit-tee, Mister Smit-tit-tee,
Mister Smit-tit-tee-tee-tee, Mister Smit-tit-tee,
Mister Smit-tit-tee-tee-tee, Mister Smit-tit-tee!

When you’re all alone with a Smit-tit-tee,
Mr. Smitty says, Take a chance on Smitty”

Another good one from an ABBA song is:

“Smit-tit-tee-ta, You and I know –
La-la-la-la, la-la, la-la-la;

Mmm-mm-mm, mm-mm,
Sing a new song, Smit-tit-tee-ta”

Ok, that’s not as good. Whattevahs!!!

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