"It’s the SOUND!”
“Of what?
“The bag!”
“What ‘bag’?”
“The trash bag.”
“The trash bag has a sound?”
“When you open it.”
“Stop using italics, all the time, yo.”
“Don’t “yo” me, yo.”
[ED: we feel we must step in at this point and call a halt to this. Clearly the writer has laid the set up for a “yo-yo” joke which, we suspect, will lower the standards of this blog to a point up with which we shall not put.
We leave the Misters bickering stupidly, having forgotten, Godot-like, that there ever was a mystery concerning a trash bag, and watch the edges of the screen fuzz up and iris down smaller and smaller until they are just a flicker at the center of the ninth circle and we, strangely inverted and refreshingly turned about-face, are released from the hell of the Plastic Trash Bag Mystery!]
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